I ran into this site: www.swinefluhumor.com and they had a post with the follow list on ways you can catch swine flu:
Twenty Ways to Catch Swine Flu:
- Stuff bacon in your surgical mask.
- Sit next to pig on an airplane.
- Lick a pig.
- Order dead pig from Amazon.com.
- Wear dead pig as a hat.
- Convince boss to hire a pig. Share a cubicle.
- Sniff a pig.
- Shake hands with pig and don't wash.
- Take pig on romantic date. Kiss goodnight.
- Use curly pig tail as dental floss.
- Order a milkshake. Share straw with pig.
- Compliment a co-dependant pig until it follows you everywhere.
- Fill oxygen tank with pig breath. Inhale deeply.
- Leave pig in your car on a hot day. Take a road trip.
- Share a lollipop with pig.
- Wipe foam from rabid pig's mouth. Use as shaving cream.
- Give dead pig CPR.
- Let pig give you CPR.
- Go camping on a Mexican pig farm.
- Order Pork Chalupa from Taco Bell.
Of course this isn't serious and actually not that funny,. but I felt compelled to post it.
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